Poker last night sucked. I played useless and that fucking BP won again. His bullshit always wins. He may be a walking, talking reality show but his poker game is fabulous. Yes, I am jealous.
Today was stupid Christmas drivers day. I needed to thin the herd. Also, non turning turning lanes. WTF? Why does Edmonton/Sherwood Park have turning lanes, turning lights installed and yet they do not activate the turning lights? Is that not the stupidest fucking thing in the world? Next to it is Edmonton's wonderful method of moving traffic by having a two lane street suddenly end with the curb lane having parking meters. That's fucking cute. Your driving along and suddenly your in some idiots trunk because no one has told you the lane ends. That really keeps the traffic flowing doesn't it. I have never seen that in any other city in the world that I have traveled to. The reason why they don't do it: IT'S FUCKING STUPID!
New feature: The RE-TARD of the week - this week it goes to the Chicago Bears football player who was arrested for trying to buy drugs from a Federal Agent. He wanted to buy over $700,000 worth of cocaine and weed A WEEK! It's not enough that he is making over a million a year playing football; now he wants to supplement his income. Last summer he was talked to by the police about the fact that his name was on the Rolodex of a big drug dealer. Oh, and the cops found that he had $88,000 dollars cash in his car at the time. The next day the Bears signed him. So, who is really stupid?
Music: I haven't reviewed that last few acts (alleged acts) due to laziness. I did like The Black Keys. I think I liked them because they seemed a little older that the average band that comes on SNL. They weren't great but they didn't suck and that seems like a winner in this race.
The next week was a young lady by the name of Robyn. I did see her performance, albeit, without sound, so an honest evaluation couldn't be made. I got a heads up from 'the boy', warning me that if I said one bad word about Robyn, and I quote, "I'll grind your testicles in a garlic press". 'Nuff said. I hear she's great...
Michael Buble: Ick. Some kind of crooning Canadian. Give me strength (Keener's term!). Trust me, he is no Frank Sinatra or Harry Connick Jr. Blah, blah, blah, we wish you a merry Christmas. Ya we get it.
Did anyone notice that the NBA is back? Fantastic. They are back to their old tricks: fathering children, changing teams, making fucking millions. All whilst playing shitty basketball. I still say CP3 is a little prick. Same prick, different city.
UNC is playing ok. They will not win the Dance this year, I guarantee that. They are not strong enough physically or mentally. They are a pretty good team but no way they are a championship team. My heart will be broken again. Ho hum! But those uniforms are classic, aren't they?
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night...
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