Sunday, December 25, 2011

Christmas and The NBA

I have only watched the OKC/ORL game and a few things are apparent to me:
1. The NBA referees are a fucking joke.  Let me preface this statement with the fact that I think all referees are bad.  I have levels of bad: 1.  just bad  2. horrible  3. brutal and 4. a fucking joke  NBA refs are so bad that it is embarrassing.  David Stern should fire them all and start over.  They never get anything right.  They make thinks up.  They give calls to the best players every time and screw the hard working, honest players.  You might as well have four year olds doing the games.  They would be just as good.  FUCKING JOKE!
2.  Kendrick Perkins is a complete and utter asshole.  What is his fucking problem.  You know who he is... he's Francis from the movie 'Stripes'.  "You touch me... I kill ya", ' Look at me... I kill ya", "You block my shot... I kill ya". Lighten up Francis.  You're making ten to fifteen million dollars a game.. how about a smile once in a while.  Hey, I like intensity but your scowl is ridiculous.  Beside... you suck.
3. It is so easy to hate the Orlando Magic.  Dwight Howard is such a fucking baby.  Ohhh they fouled me. Ohhhh they touched me.  Ohhh I can make a fucking fouls shot to save my life.  Boo-hoo.
    Then there is 'that fucking Turkoglu'.  Merry Christmas Kevin Durant.  You woke up today and were guarded by a statue.  Your Christmas wish has come through.  Turkoglu was his usual fucking horrible.  I particularly like one time when he was wide open at the three point line and instead of shooting, passed underneath to one of his teammates that was unprepared and fumbled the ball out of bounds.  Van Gundy is screaming at TFT to shoot the ball, so the next time down the court what does the Turkish rocket scientist do, fire up a three with someone hanging all over him, resulting in an air ball.  A fucking RE-TARD.  When will they send him back to Istanbul?
   How about J.J. Red-dick?  Could you get shorter arms you fucking alligator.  Here's a hint... make a shot occasionally.
   Then there's 'Big, Fat, Baby Davis.  I see that those crossed eyes of  his haven't straightened out in Florida.  Aim for the middle basket BFB.
4. Kevin Durant is the best player in the NBA.  He's humble, hard working, talented and a good teammate.  OKC is my team to beat this year.  If Westbrook passes the ball occasionally, they should win it all.
Next comes CP3 and Sir Dunk-a-lot.  I can't wait.  Merry Christmas to me.

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