Sunday, June 10, 2012

Fucking Rondo (having taken over from Fucking Turkoglu)

Is Rondo not the most arrogant little prick you ever saw?  I blame him entirely for the Celtics losing.  Isn't it interesting that there is any team on earth that I would want to lose more than the Celtics?  But I have found one in the Heat.  And that fucking weasel Rondo pissed it away yesterday.  I have gone on and on about Rondo being overrated.  He runs around after the ball like a junior high player and when he steals the ball, the announcers talk about his great defensive skills.  BULLSHIT.  He couldn't guard a fucking fence post.
Let's talk about his wonderful shooting.  Again he's like junior high student who need to line up his shot, take aim, bring his elbow in and finally release the ball.  It takes about a week and a half for him to get his shot off.  And even then, it has almost no chance of going in.   The Heat never even though about guarding him.  Just don't let him drive.  He confused the world by making all those jump shots in game 2 or 3, but that was a aberration.  In yesterday's game he wouldn't/couldn't shoot when unguarded.  How does a team win when you only have four guys playing offense?  He is a detriment to them offensively.  And he dominates the ball, dribbling, dribbling, dribbling.  Then they have to rush and get off a shot at the end of the clock.
He can't be trusted in a close game at the end because he does not shoot free throws well, again making him a detriment to the team. On top of all of this he is like a show off with the ball.  He would prefer to make a ridiculous fancy pass instead of a simple pass, every time.  Yesterday he throw the ball away several times on passes that bordered on the retarded.  He is such a 'look at me' player that winning seems like the last thing on his mind.  "Look at me everyone, I can throw a bounce pass behind my back and through someones legs". He is unbelievably selfish, wanting to be the center of attention on every play.  Many of his passes have less chance of getting caught than Tebow's passes.  On top of that he has no fundamental skills.  Have you ever seen him use his left hand on a layup?  His footwork is horrible and he  needs to water his left hand to keep it alive.
 Let's recap his skills so far: doesn't guard anyone, can't piss in the ocean, dribbles too much, makes ridiculous and ill-advised  passes, terrible fundamentals, and can't make free throws in the clutch.  Hmmmm?
He does some things very well.  He is an amazing rebounder for a point guard.  He is a very good passer, some of the time  (you throw enough shit at the wall, some of it will stick).  He is as quick as lightening.  I'm sure he's rich.  I got nothing else.
Now what really pisses me off about Rondo is his arrogance.  He struts around like he is a fucking super-duper star.  He will never acknowledge that one of his ridiculous passes just may have been his mistake.  He just sticks that fucking jaw out like to say "not my fault".  He walks like he is Michael fucking Jordan, when he plays like Michael fucking Jackson.  Confidence is one thing, but arrogance is another.  He cost the Celtics that game yesterday before the fourth quarter.  He missed easy lay-ups, than attempted impossible passes, he threw the ball away, he missed wide open jumpers and he continued to dribble, dribble, dribble. If he was a team player and really wanted to win instead of being the star attraction, the Celtics would have beaten the Heat yesterday, because Miami was certainly there for the taking.  In the first three quarters.  The Celtics could have been ahead by 12-18 going into the final quarter and  they could have watched as the Miami Heat-les implode.  But no, fucking Rondo had to try to put on show and fail miserably, causing the game to be close and eventually the Heat pulling away.
Fucking Rondo.  Beside; he from fucking Kentucky.  Enough said!

Stupid Soccer Thing:
Describing a goal had goes in off their own teammate as a 'self-goal' is fucking stupid.  Self goal, what a dumb-assed soccer thing to say.

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