My Favorite Drivers

    You know that old song 'These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things'?  Well, I have a list of my favorite drivers that I would like to share with everyone.
    1) Dog drivers - is there not a fucking law against a dog sitting on the steering wheel?  I just love to see see some car driving along stupidly, and when I pass it (and of coarse I have to give the driver 'the look'), and there driving is Rover.  Isn't that nice?  Most driver have an IQ of twelve and now I have to put up with the dog driving.  Drives (no pun intended) me fucking crazy. Does these pooches have a drivers licence or what?
2) Texting drivers - they are too stupid to live.  How dangerous is it to drive while texting? The only people who could possibly complete this task are the techno-geeks, and everybody knows that they don't drive!  Jesus, I can't text sitting in my basement in my bubble, how the fuck can you do it while driving through traffic?
3)  Cell phone drivers - they are so common place that you can almost always tell that the person driving like a fucking idiot is on the phone. That unenforceable  law in the County of Strathcona (I refuse to call it the other way around) has not really stopped anyone from talking on  the phone, nor have they caught the millions (well thousands!) who still do it. Have you heard of anyone stupid enough to get caught?  Well other than Nestorovich, I mean!
4)  Readers - the entire fucking world is illiterate and yet you have people driving along reading. Here's some advice: do your reading with your children, not in your car.  We can't get the moron parents to read at night with their children, but they don't mind driving along with a magazine in their hands in the middle of rush hour traffic.  Maybe they are all read-out by the time they get home.  No wonder they don't read to their children. Idiots!
5) Coffee drinking/cigarette smoking/greasy burger eating/make up artists - everyone including myself fall into this category at some point; however it is the idiot who combines two or more of these minor driving faux pas at the same time that piss me off or the ones who can't do one of these things and drive. Let's face it; most drivers piss me off, I justify it by putting them in categories!
    Now the thing to do is tomorrow when you are out on the road, just look around a little and see how many of these fucking morons you see just in a short drive anywhere in our fair Hamlet.  It will boggle your mind.
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DDDD  Jan. 18/11
    Well, yesterday I was in the midst of a serious problem; trying to get my treadmill going (successfully - hurrah!) and we went out for a quick bite of supper at the Vietnamese place in Sherwood Park.  Today, D. made chicken burritos, along with refried beans.  The burritos were filled with chicken of coarse, beans, onions, green peppers, cheese and topped with melted cheese, sour cream, green onions, spicy salsa and avocado.   I particularly like the refried beans and D. made enough that I will have a delightful lunch tomorrow.  Ole!